HE'S FAT, BALD AND UGLY. 45 BUT LOOKS MUCH OLDER. DOUBLE CHINNED AND CHICKEN LEGGED. BUT UGH! HE'S A TOTAL WOMANIZER. LOOKS STRAIGHT PAST ME. AND I'M DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY TO BOOT. REVANGE IS NOT IN MY VOCABULARY. A CHRONICLE OF HIS PHILANDERINGS CAN'T DO ANY HARM, CAN IT? JUST A FEW CAUTIONARY TALES TO WARN OTHER INNOCENT GIRLS OF THE BEASTLINESS OF THIS MAN. AYE YA.
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I know you don't post very often, but when you do, it makes my day. I am married to the female equivalent of Chicken Legs......
Honey, we just gotta deal with what's on our plate...
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